| Me: | Alright, let's go. |
| Sister: | Wait, no who I am? |
| Me: | Gan Ning. |
| Sister: | Which one is Gan Ning? Why does he look like David Bowie? |
| Me: | What? Just follow me. |
| Sister: | Who are you? |
| Me: | Zhong Hui. |
| Sister: | Which one is that? |
| Me: | The one with the floating swords. |
| Sister: | Where am I? |
| Me: | You're behind me. |
| Sister: | Oh my God, what the hell was that? Is that a fucking dragon. |
| Me: | That's a Juggernaut. |
| Sister: | Holy shit, I'm being chased by a giant pair of tits. |
| Me: | You know what? This is exhausting... Let's just play Mario Kart. |
ٰ ٰ ♪ﺍﺍﺑﻲ ﺍﺍﻧﺴﻰ ‹/3ۈﺶ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺻﺎﺍﺭ ﺑﮭﺎﻟﺂﻳﺎﺍﻡ /: ۈ ڳﻴﻒ ﺍﺍﻧﻲُ ﺑﺪﻳﺖ ﺍﺍﺗﻌِﻌﻌﺐ ..ۈ ﺻﺮﺕ ﺍﺍﻋﺼﺐ ﺑﺪۈﻨﻨﻦَ ﺍﺍﺳﺒﺎﺍﺏ ﺍﺍﺑﻲ ﺍﺍﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﻌﻴﻴﺪ ﺍﺍﺑﻌﺪ ، ﻣ̵ﻧﻦَﻋﻴﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺍﺱ ڳﺬﺍ ﺍﺍﻫﺪﻯ ڳﺬﺍﺍ ()’ ﺍﺍﺣﻠﻰ ﮔﺬﺍ ﻣ̵ﻣڳﻦ ﺍﺍﺣﺲ ﺍﺍﻧﻲُ ﺑﺪﻳﺖ ﺍﺍﺭﺟﻊ ﺍﺍﻧﻨﻨِﺎﺍ ﺍﻟﺂﺍۈﻞ !
(via rooofe-44)
Here are five hairstyles that I think I would look better in than the one I seem to have for DW8. I would even rather wear the ridiculous pompadour. At least then I would know I was MEANT to look silly intentionally. And it’d go better with my blingin’ outfit.
(Source: askxiahoudun)